First off, if you are the creator of this meme and you’re wondering why you’re not getting the credit you deserve, it’s mainly because I’ve seen it appear literally thousands of times, and have seen dozens of different watermarks in the corner… So yeah, sorry, but I just cannot credit dozens of people, especially blindly and at random.
Okay, now that I’ve got that out of the way, this meme combines three things that I enjoy, the first item on this list being sex jokes. Words such as “suck” and “blow” aren’t naturally dirty words, but society has become so vile and disgusting, that either of those words turn most people into a giggling puddle like Beavis and Butthead.
Next, we have Transformers. Hands down my favourite cartoon of all time, so much so that I can even tolerate those goofy Michael Bay films and terminator style “robots”, simply because it pulls on the nostalgic heartstrings just a little bit. Pictured is Ultra Magnus, who, like Optimus Prime, transformed into a cab-over truck and trailer. When Prime died in the 1986 movie (spoiler), Ultra Magnus was supposed to become the new leader. Although the movie was the first appearance of Ultra Magnus, and Prime died only twenty minutes in, I still managed to dislike him. Is there a professional way of calling someone a turd? If so, that was Ultra Magnus. He was big, clumsy, expressionless, and was an appointed leader that couldn’t lead. He managed to fumble the Matrix of Leadership, get blown to pieces, and in the end lost the Matrix to Galvatron… Brutal!
Finally, we have the third thing that I enjoy. Remember the show Unsolved Mysteries starring Robert Stack? Well, he also starred as the voice of Ultra Magnus, and is really my only attachment to that character. Why do I like this meme? It’s quite simple: the hidden humour. Remember back in the day, downloading the mp3’s of cartoon off of Napster? That was funny, but imagine the voice of Robert Stack getting a blowjob while playing the part of an alien robot. His dick would have to be the size of a British sports car, and probably has an ACME thread on the outside, or a Pioneer quick-coupler on the end of it… The Unsolved Mysteries guy, swinging that at someone’s mouth. It’s hilarious!
I know what you’re thinking… Ultra Magnus is a robot, what pleasure would he get from a blowjob? My answer: Who cares?!?! The pleasure is that of the fans, laughing at their childhood heroes (or in this case, turds) enjoying a little fellatio. Go ahead, laugh, it’s not illegal… Yet.