Not a god damned thing! Nobody got laid, not a single photo was taken, and nothing eventful happened. Our usual spot mixed the drinks too strong for us to keep our eyes on the prize, a cougar’s friends ruined the night of two people, and we couldn’t get 3:00am pizza. Stay tuned, it’s time for a change of venue and wardrobe for everyone involved. I promise you this, it will be awesome. Or it won’t. I’ve been wrong before.
Oh, there was a car show and roller derby that day as well. Everything was happening, yet nothing happened. Go figure.